25 Hilarious Relationships Memes Only Long Term Married Couples Would Understand

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Ely Bulnes • Writer and Editor
Nov 24, 2024 6:00 PM EST

Welcome, hubbies and wifeys. Do you remember when you first started dating your spouse? On those first few dates, you both likely had no idea you would last so long. Even if you had amazing chemistry right off the bat, there would be no way to see into the future and know for sure. Back then, you both likely made an effort to clean up real nice before seeing each other — wearing your most flattering outfits, perfecting your makeup, and spritzing your favorite perfume in an effort to leave a lasting impression on all of your date's senses. 

Now, after several years together, you might still get dolled up for the occasional date night, but you know each other so well now that you don't feel the need to impress each other. A cheeky dress is now a cozy set of sweats, a night out at the club is now a night in while the kids are at grandma's, and a bouquet of roses is coming home to groceries organized in the fridge and pantry just how you like it. If romance has a new meaning to you after a long-term relationship, check out these hilarious Tweets. 

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  • 01
    Sm MOMMY Sarcastic Mommy ❤ @sarcasticmommy4 My husband asked if I wanted to do something fun today so I left him home. with the kids. Marriage is easy.
    via @sarcasticmommy4
  • 02
    SARCASTIC SM MOMMY Sarcastic Mommy @sarcasticmommy4 My husband told me we were out of BBQ sauce because he couldn't find it so I went to the fridge & looked behind the milk & OMG it's a miracle: we're not out of BBQ sauce.
    via @sarcasticmommy4
  • 03
    SARCA Sm MOMMY Sarcastic Mommy @sarcasticmommy4 Marriage is between two people: one person who is on the verge of sleep and one person who is asking if the front door is locked.
    via @sarcasticmommy4
  • 04
    mommy MommyCocktail 000 Cocktail @MommyCocktail I've been married so long that my husband is mad that I ate a quesadilla in the fridge but is fine that I'll be out of town for his birthday.
    via @MommyCocktail
  • 05
    I Hide From My Kids @IHideFromMyKids One minute you're happily married and the next minute he's cut open a resealable Costco-sized bag.
    via @IHideFromMyKids
  • 06
    SARCASTIC SM MOMMY Sarcastic Mommy ❤ @sarcasticmommy4 I came home from grocery shopping & was immediately met with my husband who said he'd put everything away. Great! Then I watched him put onions in the fruit bowl like he hasn't lived here for the last 25 years. 000
    via @sarcasticmommy4
  • 07
    ThisOneSays @ThisOneSayz Me: Babe, out of my purse can you bring me my... *Husband brings entire purse*
    via @ThisOneSayz
  • 08
    mark @TheCatWhisprer Pleased to announce my wife and I finally completed a six hour negotiation to pick out the movie she's going to look at her phone to while I fall asleep on the couch.
    via @TheCatWhisprer
  • 09
    Yard Dad @IAmYardDad Part of being married is asking the other person "Where are you going?" Every time they stand up.
    via @IAmYardDad
  • 10
    Asia @AsiaDNYC Taking my husband's last name doesn't mean I'm not a feminist it means I don't want anyone I went to high school with to be able to find me ever again
    via @AsiaDNYC
  • 11
    THE DAD The Dad ✔ TEE DAD @thedad Being married is mostly pointing out that the other person is always using their phone during the small window where you're not using yours.
    via @thedad
  • 12
    Marriage And Martinis @MarriageMartini Prayers for my husband who just saw me take three Oreos out of the pantry and said, "I thought you're on a diet?!"
    via @MarriageMartini
  • 13
    Brittani @BisHilarious My girlfriend said, "Is there basketball on?" then put on the game and walked away. Two hours later, I'm like what is she doing? She's napping. She turned it on to keep me occupied like a toddler.
    via @BisHilarious
  • 14
    Vinod Chhaproo @Chhapiness Secret to a successful marriage is to wake up and be the first one to say, "I didn't sleep well"
    via @Chhapiness
  • 15
    No Idea: Daddy Blog @byclintedwards My wife asked me to grab her something from the hotel breakfast, and when I asked for suggestions, she said "you know what I like." I've never been so scared in my whole life.
    via @byclintedwards
  • 16
    Tanner Tolbert @ttolbert05 My wife is so much better looking than me that a cashier just put a plastic divider down in the middle of our groceries...
    via @ttolbert05
  • 17
    THE DAD The Dad @thedad My wife sends me home improvement TikToks and says these projects "would be so easy" for me to do so I started sending her the elaborate "simple" cooking ones and now we've reached an uncomfortable truce.
    via @thedad
  • 18
    KJ @IDontSpeakWhine I stole my husband's "dad move" of sitting in the driveway for 10 minutes. before I entered the house after I left him home with the kids all day and by the face he gave me when I came in, he hates it just as much as I do.
    via @IDontSpeakWhine
  • 19
    Mommy Owl @Lhlodder Husbands be like, "Where's that thing I left out for 45 days that you finally put away exactly where it goes? Why are you always moving my stuff?!"
    via @Lhlodder
  • 20
    Karen @Antsy Butterfly Get married so you can argue IG @AntsyButterfly over who had a worse night sleep.
    via @AntsyButterfly
  • 21
    SARCASTIC SM MOMMY Sarcastic Mommy @sarcasticmommy4 Every marriage has one person. who wants to arrive at the airport 2 hours early & the other wants to arrive when they're closing the gate.
    via @sarcasticmommy4
  • 22
    The Dad Briefs™ @SladeWentworth Wife: You need to start cleaning up around the house without me asking. Me: OK. [Starts cleaning] Wife: Not like that.
    via @SladeWentworth
  • 23
    @dad_hard When I first met my wife I was a bad boy she thought she could tame. Today I made the bed without arranging all the extra pillows the way she likes. 17 years and she still can't cage this stallion.
    via @dad_hard
  • 24
    @oneawkwardmom Me: I am a delightful, easy-going person! My husband:
    via @oneawkwardmom
  • 25
    @dad_hard When I first met my wife I was a bad boy she thought she could tame. Today I made the bed without arranging all the extra pillows the way she likes. 17 years and she still can't cage this stallion.
    via @dad_hard

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